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Excerpts from The Book of Love:

The Low Road
"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."
Mae West
The course of true love never did
run smooth.
Shakespeare
1. Men and women have nothing in common. We
are like two highly-charged magnets facing each other, pole-to-pole, repelling
each other......What? This is The Book of Love, isn't it????? Yes,
this is The Book of Love, and love is the elastic of mutual attraction
that overcomes this natural repulsion of men and women by turning us end-to-end
(like this book), so-to-speak. It's more fun that way, anyway. What do
highly-charged poles in a magnet do when they are turned opposite to each
other? Bingo. They ATTRACT.
WHAM!
Jing and Jang!
Nature has created this frustrating conundrum, but has also given us
the key to crack it: Love. Hence this book.
Men and women are perfectly complementary, just like the positive
and negative poles of a magnet---Jing and Jang (I'll explain that one
later).
Think of men and women as two halves of a broken
coin: a female half---Jing, and a male half---Jang. Two completely separate
things that share nothing but that potential common ground where they
fit together. When the two halves are placed together, something magical
happens...the whole becomes greater than the sum of the parts.
What we don't have in common is mutual understanding
and shared interests; what we do have in common, as a result, is limitless
fascination with each other at a stroke. Brilliant.
Women and men spend time together because
they are drawn by the sexual attraction and all that goes with it. and
derives from it. But essentially, men hang out with men and women hang
out with women, because there is more compatibility among the sexes
than between the sexes.
Even though men and women are incapable of truly understanding one another,
all is not lost! Nature has sweetened the deal even more by making men
and women complementary----Jing and Jang.
I said I'd explain that and I will...but only in
the book....so, if you want to find out what it means (along with all
the other great stuff you can't live without!) you'll have to buy the
book!!!
the Jing & Jang bed (explained in The Book
of Love) near Malaga, Spain
The Jing and Jang symbol makes an integral, elegant
whole of two completely separate, but complementary parts. Similarly,
men and women, though coming from different directions and having almost
nothing in common, can come together in a complementary union in which
they can both share and contribute, touching as much of each other as
possible. Like an impossibly difficult puzzle with only two parts that
when put together makes anything possible. The trick is finding that other
truly complementary piece! Ha! It sounds easy on the surface...there's
only one other type of piece to complete the puzzle and the world is full
of them....but when that one other exactly right piece is out there
mixed up with all the other very similar pieces, you can begin to appreciate
the great cosmic sense of humor. They
all fit, but only one fits perfectly.
"Here, try this one! No? Oh. Well,
then how about this one....or THIS one?"
My wife and I were really happy for 20 years....then
we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
41. The way to a man's heart is
not through his stomach! (who ever came up with that
dumb idea?).
This fiction must have been foisted on all of us by a woman who hated
sex, was a great cook, and had a wimp for a husband.
The way to a man's heart is to become his sexual fantasy, to take an interest
in what interests him, and to let him be who he wants to be and encourage
him in all his pursuits. If you can whip up a great Stroganoff in the
bargain, terrific, but it's only frosting on the cake (unless you're with
a food freak).
The fastest way to a man's heart is through
his chest. Roseanne.
57. A woman who dresses in sexy clothes will always get a man's
attention. A woman who doesn't, won't.
You may not want to dress up in sexy clothes....fair
enough. As much as you may or may not like this trait in men, I'm just
pointing out an obvious fact to file away in that computer of yours for
future use.
Attract his attention first....THEN
when you've got it you can let him know how wonderful you really are.
It took a lot to look this cheap.
Mae West
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